Leather harnesses can make any man look hot. You’re probably aware that Smitizen sells their own harnesses because you have an interest in them yourself. They bring attention to the pecs and stomach of a man, which works great for both muscular or fat men and those who admire them.
We’re so passionate about them that we’re asking ourselves, what fictional men would look great in a leather harness? We’ve narrowed it down to a top 10, given just how many hot men exist in fiction!
The deciding factors are mostly a mix of fan-favorite characters, attractiveness, and who would have the best reaction to wearing a harness. Characters who have/can wear harnesses in their original media aren’t included. What’s the fun in including someone you can already see in one, after all?
Number 10: Wulfric (Pokémon)
Wulfric’s appearance alone should tell you why he’s deserving of a spot on this list. A hot, bear-coded older man with white hair. His thick, hairy arms and huge belly are complemented by the tank top he wears.
You just know that a leather harness would showcase his hairy chest perfectly. Even his stance and the fact he slaps his belly before he challenges you to a battle are enough to show that he is a man who is proud of his fat, hairy body!
The only reason that he is so low on the list is that, unfortunately, he’s not the most popular character. Within his original game, he barely had a presence and was, unfortunately, a very underwhelming final gym leader to fight.
Plus, his beard looks a little silly if you look at it too long. That doesn’t stop us from loving him, all the same! He’s great leather daddy material.
Number 9: Fox McCloud (Starfox)
Now, Fox may come across as a bit of an unusual pick for this list. At first glance, he doesn’t appear particularly muscular or fat. But leather harnesses make all types of men look that much hotter, and we don’t discriminate! Even if they’re not human.
However, Fox is considered one of the more popular furry characters out there, for good reason. He’s an experienced, heroic merc from a Nintendo game. Of course, that means it’s even hotter to imagine him embracing his kinky side!
Would he be a secret, dominant bad-boy when he’s not working? Or is he a total, flustered sub being forced to appeal to Falco’s kinks? Maybe he’s forced to wear it as his new uniform? It just drives our imaginations wild thinking about it!
He’s canonically quite short, too. So, if you’ve got a thing for size difference, that’s something to consider. Imagine him demanding you put on a skunk mask despite being twice his height!
Number 8: Lucas Lee (Scott Pilgrim)
Lucas Lee is practically the embodiment of a stereotypical jerk jock. He’s muscular, he’s a skateboarder, he smokes, and I hear, a pretty good actor. Already, you can probably see that he’d be a great candidate for wearing a leather harness.
As handsome as Chris Evans is, we’re focusing on Lucas’ appearance in the original graphic novels, game, and the show. There’s just something extra appealing about the way his stubble is drawn and the expressions he makes.
He comes across as the sort of man who would absolutely love to show off his body in a leather harness. He might even bully you into complimenting him if you’re lucky enough for him to pay you any attention.
Any gay man in the room would be drawn to him, but he’s not got much personality to work with outside of cocky jock. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, though, of course!
Did I mention his arms are bigger than my head? Because they are.
Number 7: Lucario (Pokémon)
Back to another popular furry and another character from the Pokémon franchise, it’s Lucario.
He’s got slightly more going on for him than Fox does, in the sense that he is a pokémon who can communicate. Pokémon are considered pets of sorts within the games and anime. Therefore, there’s already a load of potential for seeing a submissive Lucario with his human master.
His wide hips definitely help solidify him as the sort of Pokemon to come across as being submissive. It’s easy to imagine him wearing a custom harness, attached to a lead, being pulled by his master as his behind is given some special attention.
He has spikes on his chest and the back of his paw palms. Therefore, he’s not too far off having a BDSM look naturally. Leather harness men are a common sight in BDSM communities, so he definitely has that area of appeal going on, too.
His aura abilities could probably lead toward some kinky mind control or transformation scenarios if you want your Lucario on a more dominant side.
Perhaps he’s been around other men and thinks you’ll look better as an older, more submissive man?
Number 6: The Mandalorian (The Mandalorian)
The Mandalorian is a character that is rarely seen without his armor. But when he is seen without it? It’s a treat for the eyes, that’s for sure!
The idea of a man who is usually wearing something so bulky wearing something as revealing as a leather harness really does have its appeal. This is mostly due to just how drastic the difference between the harnesses is in comparison.
Sure, it’s no secret that we know what The Mandalorian looks like, but the appeal for a mysterious masked man to reveal himself to you in such an intimate manner? It’s no wonder that leather harness men often wear masks, too!
Of course, all that armor is guaranteed to make him sweaty, too. Now, imagine sweat dripping down The Mandalorian’s hairy chest, bound tightly by his harness… Did we mention he’s played by Pedro Pascal? Just saying. Oh, and he’s a dad, too! Kind of.
Number 5: Wolf O’Donnell (Starfox)
“You’re good, but I’m better!”.
We can already hear Wolf gloating at Fox that he got a higher placement on this list than he did. Sorry, Fox, but that’s one of the main reasons he is ahead of you!
If you haven’t gathered, Wolf O’Donnell is Fox McCloud’s main rival in the Starfox games. Naturally, that means many of Fox’s fans are also fans of Wolf. The two of them appear very frequently in furry artwork together.
He’s an extremely cocky villain who loves to gloat to his opponents. Basically, he was born to be one of the more dominant leather harness men on this list. If you look at most of his designs, you’ll see he’s wearing at least some form of leather!
Obviously, his rivalry with Fox opens up a lot of kinky scenarios. Making Fox lick his paws as he sits on him whilst wearing his harness. Or maybe he’s jealous of seeing how good Fox looks in a harness and tries to one-up him with his own?
The appeal of height difference still exists for Wolf, too. Wouldn’t it hot to dominate such a notorious merc, forcing him to wear a revealing leather harness and to pet his head patronizingly as you treat him like a good dog?
Just be careful, he probably bites.
Number 4: Chris Redfield (Resident Evil)
Now. Would you believe me if I told you this man has canonically punched a bolder until it moved? Because that’s exactly what he did.
Chris Redfield is a character who has had multiple different designs over the years. We’ve got a preference for his older, hairier appearance in Resident Evil VIII, but his younger designs are just as handsome.
He’s yet another man whose arms alone can seal the deal for most people, but we know there’s more to him than to make him fit right in amongst other, beefy leather harness men.
He’s a heroic character who’s been through some gritty situations. He’s not afraid to take command if things fall apart. Aka, he’s a perfect candidate for a dominant leather daddy who takes good care of his subs.
Chris also comes across as the sort of man who would be into multiple kinks. We can definitely see him having a thing for musk and spitting, for example.
After all, dealing with zombie outbreaks can cause a lot of built-up tension. He needs an outlet to put all that pent-up adrenaline into. Becoming a dominant leather harness-wearing daddy seems like a great career path for him.
Number 3: Barret (Final Fantasy)
One look at those high-detail chest hairs on Barret in the Final Fantasy 7 remake, and you know that Barret would kill a leather harness.
He is a man who dominates in both height and size over his other party members. And generally, most of the other cast of characters in Final Fantasy 7. I can already imagine a leather harness straining against his big, sweaty pecs.
Of course, there are many great things about Barret’s appearance alone. But that’s not all he has going for himself!
For example, he’s already canonically worn a sailor’s uniform. This is a man who loves to wear costumes that show off his body or appeal to some sort of gay fantasy. His regular outfit has military motifs to them, for example.
His voice and personality also ooze dom energy. His voice is deep and masculine, and he has a tendency to swear and gets easy to anger, yet still maintains a solid head on his shoulders. His anger is always controlled and justified.
Therefore, this would be easy for him to channel when wearing his leather harness. He is shown to have moments where he can tease his other party members. All signs that Barret would make for an amazing leather daddy. He’d embrace it with all his heart.
On the other hand, it would be equally as enjoyable to see him embarrassed about it. He shows this slightly when he first has to wear that sailor uniform, after all. Something about having such a large man get all shy is extra appealing!
If we haven’t already sold him to you, he’s a father figure, too! What more could you ask for?
Number 2: Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)
Just missing out on our first spot is Jim Hopper. We mentioned that Barret was a father figure, but Hopper is a father figure with a father figure! That dad bod drives us absolutely wild every time we see it.
That means that he’s already a great fit for having a harness. Those muscular moobs and thick gut would look great in a lineup amongst other leather harness men.
He is lucky enough to be a very prominent character in Stranger Things, which therefore means we get to see plenty of different sides to him.
He’s a stern, sweaty, no-nonsense cop when he needs to be. But he’s also capable of being a dorky love interest and dad when the time calls for it. Above all else, he always rises up to protect those he holds dear.
You could easily translate these sides of him into intense BDSM play. Having him holding you tightly against him, smiling down at you, and calling you a good boy before preparing to whip you into oblivion a few moments later. You get the best of both worlds with Hopper.
It also helps that we often see him sweaty and with an affinity for donuts, befitting his job as a sheriff. We could easily see him as being the type of man into feeding or perhaps being a feeder himself.
Want a more submissive Hopper? Try feeding him until he outgrows his harness. We haven’t even mentioned his dad’s mustache, have we?
Number 1: Bowser (Super Mario Bros.)
If you’re within the furry community or have friends who are, they likely have some form of attraction to Bowser. It seems almost unavoidable to find him attractive. Hell, some non-furries would also agree! Though, there’s a multitude of good reasons for that.
He’s a large monster turtle with spiked wristbands and a spiked collar for a start. He already sounds like he’d be a perfect candidate for wearing a harness, and we’ve barely begun to talk about him!
He’s got thick eyebrows, a cocky personality, and he’s the king of the koopas. Bowser is what most leather harness men aspire to be but don’t want to admit it. He gets things done his way. He’s demanding and won’t take no for an answer.
He’s typically seen with a gut, which is always a delight to see on dominant characters. He’s the type who isn’t afraid to throw his weight around and radiates with self-confidence. Bowser knows he’s hot, and he will make sure you tell him that.
Therefore, there’s also plenty of appeal for those of you who are just as dominant as Bowser is. You’re going to find Bowser is a tough nut to crack if you want him to submit to you. That is to say, Bowser does show his softer side on occasion!
If anything, it was as if Bowser was destined to wear a harness. His thighs and ass are also plenty big, so a harness would only draw out more of his attractive features.
Bowser takes almost every positive point the rest of the characters have going for them and then runs with them. He’s a father, he’s a popular character, he’s strong, he’s big, he’s secretly a dork… It’s clear that Bowser fully deserves his spot in the first place!
If you weren’t already sold, he’s been known to get involved in plenty of shenanigans involving magic, too. Just in case you wanted to have him hypnotize you into obeying him as a loyal tiger. Gwahaha!
Agree With Our List?
So there you have it! That’s our top 10 fictional men who would look great in a leather harness!
Think there was someone we missed? Or do you have someone bigger and badder than Bowser that you think would look even better in a leather harness? Feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments!
All this talk of men in harnesses getting you excited to try your own? Why not check out Smitizen’s own collection of them! Do it for daddy Bowser!